House on wheels
Just think, you can pull it behind. Oh, you don’t have a vehicle. You have a bike. A motor bike? Oh. BMX. OK. Well, it does have a sturdy shell and the blinds mostly work. There’s even room for entertaining. You don’t entertain? Well then… *deep sigh* It’s the perfect place to hole up and hack into whatever cyber space you’re trying to hack into. I’ll even throw in the generator. What? You’ll take it? *calming breath as to not sound too eager* Just sign here. You won’t regret, no siree.