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THE LUCIFER CHRONICLES SYMBOL

THE FALL OF THE GODS

Persephone: The Fall of the Gods Book 1

Hades: Fall of the Gods Book 2

Thanatos book three of the Fall of the Gods series

THE LUCIFER CHRONICLES

Satan's Historian book cover

THE WATCHER BOOK COVER

The Fallen book cover

SHORT STORIES

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Would you like an adventure now, or shall we have

Would you like an adventure now, or shall we have our tea first?
--J. M. Barrie Whenever I see a cool door I can't help but think there's an adventure behind it. Think wardrobes, cupboards, portals, and...you get the picture. I like a good cup of tea but I'll take the adventure, please! How about you? #adventureawaits

The three sisters had grown tall and bored...of th

The three sisters had grown tall and bored...of the streets and the ball of
fire above them that burned the ends of their fine strands. They often
complained to each other about the winds and blowing dust, for they had
become quite vain after seeing their reflection in the windows across the
street. But eventually the primping and swaying and complaining became an
old and dreary pastime. Once again, they looked for another distraction. The morning after a nasty monsoon wind, a truck pulled up beside them. Men
brought out equipment and made so much noise that the sisters covered their
ears. The digging and pounding went on for days, but in the end, a utility
pole, white and glistening with new cables, stood beside them. The sisters remained silent, unsure of their new neighbor. But the utility pole who had extrovert tendencies said, "When you die, they can press your ashes into a
record that plays any music of your choice for twenty-four minutes." The sisters whispered in amazement to each other, not only about the
information, but that their new neighbor seemed so wise. "How do you know so
much?" they asked. "Information runs through my veins." The utility pole shrugged like it was
no big deal. "Tell us more," the sisters said in unison. The utility pole delighted the sisters with stories and facts that buzzed through his lines day after day. And so, the neighbors lived out their many days, entertained by wondrous stories and the goings on of the city folk. The sisters never grew bored again. They even forgot their primping and complaining, for which the utility pole was grateful. You could even say they lived happily ever after...if you believe in that sort of thing. #shortfiction

Urban waves... #downtownphoenix

Urban waves... #downtownphoenix

I can't seem to figure out the style of architectu

I can't seem to figure out the style of architecture I see around Phoenix. Would you call this urban Mount Olympus? #lovewhereyoulive

That moment when you're all relaxed and feeling go

That moment when you're all relaxed and feeling good and someone has to aim a camera in your direction. I don't think Jake was 'feeling it' in the second shot. It's dog days, baby. #dogdaysofsummer

I went downtown Phoenix with a buddy of mine to ta

I went downtown Phoenix with a buddy of mine to take pictures. It felt strange that we didn't have to fight traffic or pedestrians to get the shots we wanted. The streets were so quiet I had to wonder if anyone was left in the city. It occurred to me that this was how a character in a post-apocalyptic story would feel. It was familiar but otherworldly. I always find something unexpected when I go exploring in my own city, and this day was no different. #exploreaz

Happy Wednesday! Here's two adorable faces in case

Happy Wednesday! Here's two adorable faces in case you need something to smile at today. This was taken in Oatman, AZ. #blackandwhiteportrait

One of my goals this year was to get out with my c

One of my goals this year was to get out with my camera after a year of ignoring the poor thing. I managed to hit downtown a couple times already... I'd almost forgot what it looked like. Here's a shot of the Orpheum Theater, one of the few buildings labeled as historic. #downtownphx

They looked out the window, twenty-two stories dow

They looked out the window, twenty-two stories down to the empty streets. Big Foot poured a double shot of whiskey in two glasses. He took one for himself and handed the other glass to his good friend and fellow conspirator, Snuffleupagus, who, even though he had to hold the drink with his trunk, still tossed it neatly down his large throat. It felt strange in a way that two creatures who didn’t official exist could take over the world. They smiled at each other, delighted with the trickery in which they took over the city. All it took was an email sent to the news broadcasts, a rumor really, and with a speed only known to IndyCar drivers, people fled their homes and businesses. And now, with the streets empty, the two of them could wander from place to place with no fear of hunters or scientists. They took the maintenance elevator down to the main floor and stood outside the doors to their high-rise headquarters. “It’s quiet,” one of them said. They shuffled and lurked down the street, gazing into empty stores and eateries, surveying the empty city. “I thought it would be more exciting,” Big Foot said. Snuffleupagus turned to him and said, “It’s almost…boring. There’s no one to hide from.” The next day, the two friends left the city, following the people who had fled. They spent the next several years lurking in forests and alleyways, showing up between tree trunks and garbage dumpsters for just a moment, and then hiding again. They found they liked their job of being elusive. It suited them. And so, they lived out the rest of their days cultivating the mythical tales of their lives. You could say, they lived happily ever after.

#happyeverafter

Last week we said goodbye to our true desert dog.

Last week we said goodbye to our true desert dog. We got Kona from a rescue a few months after moving to Phoenix. We're so grateful to have had 13+ wonderful years with this gentle soul. RIP Mr. Kon, run wild and free. We love you. #wildandfree

Just in case you were wondering what to serve the

Just in case you were wondering what to serve the god of death if he shows up at your house for happy hour…it never hurts to be prepared.

Thanatos’s Dark and Bitter Gin Cocktail

2 oz Ophihr gin
1.5 oz Averna Amaro
5 dashes Black Walnut bitters

Directions
Combine in shaker with ice and serve in Coupe. Garnish with a star anise. And just add smoke?

This recipe was created by my good friend Marcia J. Hamm. You can find her at i.am_joyofwine. If you’re looking for new wines and cocktail ideas, check out her feed. #gin

After the past year, it feels like I'm finally com

After the past year, it feels like I'm finally coming up for air... I found this puppy downtown Phoenix a few weeks ago. Thanks to all the artists who keep creating! #gratefullness

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